Today I went to my friends place, and we were binging da house down with Super Smash Bros Brawl online (I was Zelda, she’s HOT.) So I look in the other room and I see his sister playing air guitar on her iPod shuffle. So I was like wow she must be listening to rock music.
I didn’t have an mp3 player so I went up to her and I said, “hay little girl how would you like to make $20.” She said, “That would be cool!” Then I said, “If you give me that iPod I’ll give you $20.”(It’s O.K. she doesn’t use it much)
I felt a little bad because I ripped her off, but it was going to be O.K. because I was going to listen to some sweat rock music. When I started listening I found out all she had was Hannah Montana music. THAT’S NOT ROCK! (Love the show not a fan of the music. Hannah’s sis rocks out on the guitar, so her music is almost cool.)
So then she said, “You a foo, I just trick you, now I have $20.”


Wow, I think I got tricked by a 7 year old!!!!
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O_o

This is a song from the greats band in the world, Tenacious D. Any thing Jack Black is going to be in is going to kick ass! The songs called Tribute and this is how it goes.

[Spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
[Spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[Sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, f#@k! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[Skat]
All right! All right!

Wright after this K.G. opens up a can of guitar woop ass with a sweat guitar solo. If you haven’t heard the real thing then you better do that right now.